ΤΕΛΕΙΟ! ΕΝΑΣ ΔΙΚΑΣΤΗΣ ΘΕΣΠΙΖΕΙ ΙΕΡΗ ΜΕΡΑ ΓΙΑ ΤΟΥΣ ΑΘΕΟΥΣ ΣΤΗ ΦΛΩΡΙΔΑ!

A FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY            In  Florida, an atheist created a case against Easter and Passover Holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days.  The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.            The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, "Case dismissed!"         The lawyer immediately stood and objecting to the ruling saying, "Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case?  The Christians have Christmas, Easter and others.   The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays..."            The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your client, counselor, is woefully ignorant."           The lawyer said,"Your Honor, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists."           The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fool's Day. Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day.    Court is adjourned..." You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture!     ΓΙΑ ΟΣΟΥΣ ΤΥΧΟΝ ΔΕΝ ΞΕΡΟΥΝ ΑΓΓΛΙΚΑ ΑΝΑΦΕΡΩ ΠΕΡΙΛΗΠΤΙΚΑ ΟΤΙ Η ΙΣΤΟΡΙΑ -ΠΟΥ ΜΟΥ ΕΣΤΕΙΛΕ ΜΕ ΗΛΕΚΤΡΟΝΙΚΟ ΜΗΝΥΜΑ Ο ΦΙΛΟΣ κ. Α. ΣΚΕΥΑΣ- ΛΕΓΕΙ:  ΕΝΑΣ ΑΘΕΟΣ ΠΗΓΕ ΣE ΔΙΚΑΣΤΗΡΙΟ ΣΤΗ ΦΛΩΡΙΔΑ ΚΑΙ ΖΗΤΗΣΕ ΝΑ ΘΕΣΠΙΣΤΕΙ Η ΙΕΡΗ ΜΕΡΑ ΓΙΑ ΕΝΑ ΑΘΕΟ ΠΕΛΑΤΗ ΤΟΥ ΜΕ ΤΗ ΔΙΚΑΙΟΛΟΓΙΑ ΟΤΙ ΟΙ ΧΡΙΣΤΙΑΝΟΙ ΕΧΟΥΝ ΤΟ ΠΑΣΧΑ  ΚΑΙ ΟΙ ΕΒΡΑΙΟΙ ΤΟ ΧΑΝΟΥΚΚΑ ΑΛΛΑ Ο ΠΕΛΑΤΗΣ ΤΟΥ ΔΕΝ ΕΧΕΙ ΩΣ ΑΘΕΟΣ ΤΗ ΔΙΚΗ ΤΟΥ ΙΕΡΗ ΜΕΡΑ. Ο ΔΙΚΑΣΤΗΣ ΤΟΥ ΑΠΑΝΤΗΣΕ:  ΕΙΣΑΙ ΕΝΤΕΛΩΣ ΑΔΑΗΣ ΚΑΙ ΣΥ ΚΑΙ Ο ΠΕΛΑΤΗΣ ΣΟΥ!  Η 1Η ΑΠΡΙΛΙΟΥ ΕΙΝΑΙ Η ΙΕΡΗ ΜΕΡΑ ΓΙΑ ΤΟΥΣ ΑΘΕΟΥΣ, ΕΠΕΙΔΗ -ΣΥΜΦΩΝΑ ΜΕ ΤΟ ΔΥΤΙΚΟ ΕΟΡΤΟΛΟΓΙΟ- ΑΥΤΗ ΕΙΝΑΙ ΗΜΕΡΑ ΤΩΝ ΤΡΕΛΛΩΝ.  ΚΑΙ ΑΦΟΥ -ΟΠΩΣ ΛΕΓΕΙ Η ΑΓΙΑ ΓΡΑΦΗ- ΜΟΝΟΝ Ο ΤΡΕΛΛΟΣ ΣΤΟ ΜΥΑΛΟ ΤΟΥ ΛΕΓΕΙ ΠΩΣ ΔΕΝ ΥΠΑΡΧΕΙ ΘΕΟΣ, Η ΜΕΡΑ ΤΩΝ ΤΡΕΛΛΩΝ ΕΙΝΑΙ Η ΙΕΡΗ ΜΕΡΑ ΠΟΥ ΓΙΟΡΤΑΖΕΙ Ο ΠΕΛΑΤΗΣ ΣΟΥ.!!! ΚΑΛΟ Ε;! ΕΣΤΩ ΚΑΙ ΑΝ ΕΙΝΑΙ ΦΑΝΤΑΣΤΙΚΗ ΙΣΤΟΡΙΑ!